[Twitter] The daily ration

[urocyon]

• 17:26 Product I had no idea existed: eyelid glue, complete with poky fork bit.ly/UAcKF Hideous, but probably would've tried it at 14. :-| #
• 17:33 You can also tape eyelids, even hidden doubles like mine. Also includes a poky fork. For eyes. bit.ly/ljeC4 Ah, internalized racism! #
• 17:39 May be the only person on earth made fun of for the eyes who didn't know you could tape them up using a poky fork. Laugh, cry, or throttle? #

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