[Twitter] The daily ration
Sep. 12th, 2009 07:02 pm- 17:26 Product I had no idea existed: eyelid glue, complete with poky fork bit.ly/UAcKF Hideous, but probably would've tried it at 14. :-| #
- 17:33 You can also tape eyelids, even hidden doubles like mine. Also includes a poky fork. For eyes. bit.ly/ljeC4 Ah, internalized racism! #
- 17:39 May be the only person on earth made fun of for the eyes who didn't know you could tape them up using a poky fork. Laugh, cry, or throttle? #